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seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

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attention all cute girls………………….hello

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

shrekisreal:

May 6, 2013 - Possible video footage of Shrek in action.

denchgang:

me: *sees a tit*

me: very pleasant 

  • me: *has no time for fuckboys*
No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow.
(via coyotegold) ←

snapchatting:

reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

  • job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
  • job interviewer: ok